Thursday, April 17, 2008

Surely, in this day and age...

...assembling flat-pack furniture should be a lot easier than it is.

The palm of my hand is raw from the butt of the screwdriver digging into it. And I almost sat on the tube of glue supplied.

(I know they always include spares, but is it normal to have about twenty small screws left over?)

6 Comments:

Scribbles said...

Get an electric screwdriver. It has revolutionised my life. I flat-pack all over the place now and everything there to screw gets screwed.

Semaj Mahgih said...

Yes, go electric, Matt.

Colin Campbell said...

I like the meatballs at Ikea. The rest, you can keep. It is usually two hours of frustration as the rest of the family watches television as I curse with the hex bolts and indecipherable instructions in a small room.

*curses quietly*

neo-jacobins said...

Just some of the trials and tribulations of living in a ultra-modern world Matt.

BTW - what's happened to Fisking Central? Looks as though it's been taken over by Treehuggers...

Courtney Hamilton said...

Get yourself a soft rubber handled screwdriver, assuming you have a plastic one at the moment - much cheaper than the electric, and the exercise won't do you any harm - I think...

As for IKEA meatballs...

BTW - What happened to Fisking Central? Looks all corporate and treehugging...

Matt M said...

I think I might have an electric one somewhere, but it feels less manly. The one I use has a special extra-grip end that either a) allows you to get the screws in easily or b) digs into the palm of your hand when the little f*ckers refuse to go in.

Courtney,

I assume that Baby Washington and Matt C didn't renew the domain name. Makes sense - no-one had posted on the site except spammers for ages. Noticed the new person/people a little while ago. It's slightly ironic that they seem to be Robert Fisk fans.

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